The trick so that annoying guests do not return to your house: bury their food in horrible things

Yurena, who gets wet and is like Gizmo. (TELECINCO)

Finally came the dinner of Come to dinner with me: Gourmet Edition in which Yurena acted as hostess. Yurena got a mediocre dinner, but a great miracle: that Terelu, Sofía AND Gianmarco did a good deed.

Yurena made Russian salad and buried it in black olives. Yurena made deviled eggs and buried them in cherry and asparagus. Yurena made cake and buried it in coconut. If you want to make a corpse disappear, all you have to do is tell Yurena that it is food and she will bury it for you.

Go ahead that Yurena seems to me a love of person, the most educated, sane and good of her edition. Is it weirder than wearing pants with your butt cut off to a funeral? Yes, but it's nicer than pesetas.

“I was Tamara, but at the beginning of 2012 the new Yurena began,” Yurena told us, who in her biography has more aliases than a Cold War double agent.

Yurena kissed her cat so much that she is the only pussycat that she doesn't have to lick herself to wash off. At Yurena's house, the one who throws up hairballs is Yurena. Yurena's cat doesn't purr to be caught, it begs to be released.

“In 1993, A por ti, the best-selling maxisingle in the history of this country, was composed and produced,” explained the woman, who has sold so many records that Spain became the world's leading vinyl importer.

"I became a phenomenon that had never occurred in Spain," she said proudly. The educational community looks at the new history books every September to see if they have already included Yurena in order to explain her in class.

"I'm always open to love," said Yurena, who is the 7Eleven of love. Yurena falls in love at five in the morning on a Sunday and she catches her dressed and waiting in the living room.

Yurena repeated her intro from the show half a million times. You put it to ring the chimes and that year the Spanish eat 480 grapes.

“I need a redbull or something, huh?” Sofía said before starting the program, because she was carrying a Galician empanada of a kilo and a half.

Yurena's first dish was 'Black Dune'. It was a tribute to her cat, which is called that. That's why she made a thing that looked like it came out of a can with a picture of a cat. It was an ordinary Russian salad, but with half a million black olives on top.

– Dad, I would like to go to university, but of course, with what you earn selling olives I know I can't.

– Daughter, you are going, something wonderful has happened…

And so.

That was not a black dune, it was a dune where many rabbits with bad guts have shit. It was like a conclave of ill-matched dung beetles.

The main one was 'Yurehuevos'. They were stuffed eggs with fried tomato sauce. You do that in MasterChef and he appears in the morning hanged with the laces of his Jordi Cruz shoes.

He decorated them with a lot of imagination: stabbing them with asparagus and topping them with a cherry tomato, an ingredient that has never been used in the kitchen.

Dessert was Margarita Cake. It was a charred sponge cake filled with chocolate and flan. It was in honor of her mother.

Yurena tried to make an envelope flan and couldn't get it to thicken. For the love of God, let the flan thicken even if you do it with air, since you put it on a bullet wound and it coagulates. But nana, not her. Yurena makes a mashed potato powder and it is cut.

She then she put a lot of coconut on top of the cake and it looked like Pablo Escobar's favorite cake. Filomena passed through Madrid and for that cake. It was as if the cake had reached old age and she had no intention of dyeing her gray hair.

Gianmarco is not afraid of anything, because he showed up at Yurena's house with a rose to give her. It's like going to a Russian's house with a revolver with only one bullet. Gianmarco was called once by the Inquisition to question him and it was with a T-shirt of the Witch Breakdown.

But the first to arrive was Terelu. The cocktail had been served on the terrace and there were wasps swarming around. I don't know if they were part of the appetizer.

Terelu criticized the cocktail, because he said that the sausage was dry. Terelu likes the stuffed loin wet in his cup of duralex.

“There are people who are allergic to the sting of wasps, scorpions…” Yurena explained to us, because scorpions are not poisonous, they are allergic to 100% of the planet's population.

“Wasps like sausages”, Terelu enlightened us, who is the Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente of meat loaf. Retirees at a wedding and wasps, beings who like sausages.

Gianmarco arrived and gave the rose to Yurena. “You're adorable… I'd give you a…” the hostess said, but she held back. Son, I think I was going to say son. It was Gianmarco who said “shall we go in?” because Yurena was spellbound at the entrance.

Gianmarco began to speak to Yurena in English. She said that she started studying English at the age of 12 and that she worked as a teacher. Yurena's students went to London for the end of the year and are still there unable to communicate or find their way out.

The diners went to gossip at Yurena's house. The bed had a blue canopy and was filled with stuffed animals. They thought it was a child's bed. To lower your libido you can cut off your penis or enter Yurena's room.

Sofia began to try on Yurena's clothes, which in the closet has suits to appear in the Dracula movie without going through costumes.

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“I am risking something that has never been done before,” said Yurena about her salad buried in olives. If it has never been done, it will be for a reason, woman.

He was the first to the table and Terelu started to freak out. And of course, after Gianmarco and Sofía.

“Where do you start?” Sofia asked. She, well, she starts by digging with a shovel to find the salad below.

"You can put them aside," said Yurena. You can remove them if you have a bulldozer. You can remove them with a few dynamite blasts and many years of debris removal.

“So many olives together is a bit aggressive,” said Sofía, who comes across a gang of Latin Kings with machetes and thinks they are coming to play, but she sees a can of olives and feels attacked.

“Miusic raun de guol” is one of Yurena's hits, just as she pronounced it.

Sofia, because of not touching on painful topics, asked him about Tamara. "The girl who sings boleros sued me," Yurena told them, who said that she gave the name to the little girl, and she changed to Ámbar and then Yurena. The next option was to register the stage name XDR34FR56HU789?@#1234.

"Tamara died many years ago because I, Yurena, decided that she should die," said Yurena, who is like a capo of the Italian mafia, but with stage names.

Spiders known as black widows are one of the deadliest animals that exist, they are terribly effective hunters. And they are because when they are little their mothers show them the video of Yurena making a trap for Gianmarco in the kitchen.

The Italian went to the kitchen to see if she could help with the second course and Yurena closed the door behind him with body language similar to that of a bank robber just before entering a bank. Yurena closes the car door on the girl in the corner and the poor girl throws herself out the window before reaching where she killed herself.

She began to grab Gianmarco by the shoulders like an Andean condor grabs a clueless sheep.

"I'M GOING," said Gianmarco, making a dribble that if they see this program in Paris they fire Messi and stay with Giamarco at PSG.

And the Yurehuevos arrived. The faces. The faces, by God. Therelu. Sofía and Gianmarco put that in their mouths like someone who drinks the contents of a bottle with the symbol of a skull.

As they also criticized the second course, Yurena fell apart. She started crying and very sad.

Yurena began to sing for Rocío Jurado and Gianmarco began to freak out a lot. "I wasn't laughing in his face," the boy said. No, you were looking at the tablecloth, but in his fucking face you were laughing.

“These days I have had a significant laryngitis”, Yurena justified herself, who has been suffering from pharyngitis since 1990. Yurena once took a strepsil and made some substitutions for María Callas.

She got dessert. The Yurehuevos are like boomerangs, they went back where they came from. Before Yurena came with the dessert, Sofía, Terelu and Gianmarco agreed to say that they liked it even if it wasn't so as not to offend Yurena.

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Terelu went out to the terrace to eat the remains of the aperitif. Terelu is like raccoons, you leave the garbage can lid open and you find her rummaging through it.

Yurena said that she had seen her mother make the cake “millions of times”. What happens is that the poor woman, may she rest in peace, had to cook in the dark, because that cake had all the earmarks of being the surrealist version of a landscape.

Yurena cut the cake and we saw what it was like inside. Let's see how I describe it… okay, look, if I knew that a nuclear war was coming, I'd rather go under Yurena's cake than in a bomb-proof bunker. Fuck. That cake was a few irons away from being reinforced concrete.

The three diners kept their word and said that the cake was very good. Terelu ate it all, but like the one who drinks troll ball syrup to save his life. Gianmarco is going to spend six months in the gym just to burn off that piece of cake.

The fact is that Yurena was happy. How easy it is to make people happy.

The end of the party consisted of leaving her guests in the garden in the dark to see if a psychopath appeared and killed them. But the killer must have been busy with some teenagers on the shore of a lake, and all three survived.

So the one who appeared was Yurena to sing a song. These are those times when a psychopath doesn't seem like such a bad option.

The dance corps were Sofía, Gianmarco and Terelu. Like Lola Indigo's dancers, but tied to a chair. Pinocchio danced like this before he was a real boy. Tereru was out of phase because everything that has more steps than Los Pajaritos is very complicated for her.

Sofía gave it a 5. Gianmarco gave it a 7. Terelu gave it a 6. From this we can draw an exciting conclusion: Good people are loved, even if they are different.

That is Yurena's miracle: softening hearts of stone.

And what was given is over.

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