Harry Styles and his 'possible' beauty brand: 4 ideas of what he would look like

The products. When it comes to products, the world is Styles oyster. Will she do like Kylie Jenner with a lip kit or go first with a wide range of foundations like Rihanna's Fenty Beauty? You could also do like Kim Kardashian and focus on eyeshadow palettes. As I try to telepathically read what she might be thinking, I see visions of Glossier-style multitasking products: creams that work as blush, eyeshadow, and lip tint all in one.

When it comes to tones and textures, I envision a wide variety: something that starts off natural but can be made more daring if desired, and possibly a pearlescent option if your outfits are any use. And all this with natural, cruelty-free and vegan ingredients, because, obviously, he cares about the planet as much as he cares about his fans.

Nail polishes will probably come later, and each color will be named after a different song. In fact, now that I think about it, every single Styles song sounds like a beauty product: Cherry, Watermelon Sugar, Golden, Kiwi, Sunflower. Has he been trying to tell us something the whole time? Is this what it feels like to be a Harry Styles fan?

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Fragrance. Moving into perfume is a natural for someone who has starred in Gucci's Mémoire d'une Odeur campaign. What does Styles smell like? I guess to a heady mix of leather, teenage tears and 'strawberries on summer nights'.

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4. What if I make a mistake?

Of course, there is a small chance that I am wrong. In fact, Pleased As, a Harry Styles beauty brand, may never materialize. If you do, it will certainly be a resounding success. And if it doesn't, tough luck, it's already been recorded, but at least this has been fun. In any case, as a Styles stan says: 'If we can say: I'm wearing a Harry Styles ___, I'll never be heard from again.'